The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!