The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Really bendy thumbs.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!