The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!