the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be alone

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!