The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to poop glue.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have a pointless power.

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To never remember what the word if means

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!