the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!