The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!