The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have a pointless power.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!