The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!