- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see in black and white at will.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to eat socks

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to rotten food.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to make money disappear.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to have gravity.

the ability to levitate

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

Pointless Super Powers