the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power of bad luck

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!