- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have gravity.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to have really sweaty palms.

Pointless Super Powers