The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!