- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be poor for life

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

open up pickles glass

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to be alone

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

Pointless Super Powers