- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to smell water.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The ability to go to hell.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

Pointless Super Powers