The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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mint berry crunch

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!