- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to have gravity.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the ability to levitate

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to not have a superpower

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Pointless Super Powers