The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to die

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!