- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to know when a politician is lying

Vanilla scented blood

The power to eat socks

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to hovertate

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to control paprika with your mind

the ability to blow yourself

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to smell whore

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Pointless Super Powers