- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to rotten food.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Pointless Super Powers