The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!