- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to look TV

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to die on command.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to ejaculate lava.

Pointless Super Powers