The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!