- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

75% levitation

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power... to move you.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to read your own mind

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Pointless Super Powers