The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Nothing

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!