The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to die

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!