The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to walk through air.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!