The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to know when someone queefed

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to speak to toasters

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!