- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

The power of 12% levetation

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

the power to fax people with your mind

Justin Bieber

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Pointless Super Powers