The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to poop glue.

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yo mama

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The power to be alone

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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power to age faster

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!