The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to rotten food.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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yo mama

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!