- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get rid of only your own power

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to die on command.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers