- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to die instantly

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Having taste buds in your anus.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to make everything worse

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

Pointless Super Powers