The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!