The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to block your own powers

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to eat socks

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!