- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to give yourself sunburn

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to be forever alone

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

Pointless Super Powers