To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!