The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power of bad luck

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!