- Pointless Super Powers

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to die at will

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to open a door that was already open.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!