The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to go to hell.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to smell water.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!