- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to block your own powers

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to eat socks

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to levitate

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of hindsight

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The ability to be heard in space

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

Pointless Super Powers