The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!