- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to turn retarted

The power to make money disappear.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to lower your own ego.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to swim on land.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Pointless Super Powers