The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be a snail

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!