Infinite knowledge when dead

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to smell like ham

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to think your dreams are real.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

thumb_up thumb_down +44

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to kill you self.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to have no power

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down +161

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The power of bad luck

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!