The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power of bad luck

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to eat socks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!