The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to die

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to not see anything

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!