- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the power to turn food into shit

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

Pointless Super Powers