The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!