The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!