The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to eat socks

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!