The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to get married

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to animate condiments

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!