- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be normal and average

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to get extra homework

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

Pointless Super Powers