The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!