The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to self destruct

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to poop standing up

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to shrink boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!