being black

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!