The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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75% levitation

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!