- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the ability to blow yourself

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

yo mama

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers