The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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cry acid tears

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the power to die

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!