The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power drown in water

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to see through glass

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!