The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be french.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!