The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to self destruct

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!