The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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boo

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to speak to toasters

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!