the power to hovertate

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!