- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to quote memes randomly

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to digest corn.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to not have any power at all

the power to enter a coma.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to obey gravity

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

Pointless Super Powers