- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to get arrested

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to read your own mind

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to release the bogus

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Pointless Super Powers