- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become translucent

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to shit on the ceiling

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to break bones at will.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to be stupid reading this.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

Pointless Super Powers