- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to become demented

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to look at Sun.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to negate all powers including your own.

Pointless Super Powers