Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!