The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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lol

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!